A rather embarrassing incident took place in the South of England recently. Its one of those incidents that pops up on the radar from time to time. Man (includes the female of the species) has found many ways of achieving lets say…pleasure from a variety of objects. Each to their own I suppose and if its done behind closed doors in private and it’s not harming anybody then who am I to judge?
Sexy???
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But at the same time…there are some strange people about!!!
With all the snow and ice about I thought someone might have used the precipitation to reduce the complaint!
Purpleplus 
WOW! A pipe does not sound like a pleasant partner with which to share an intimate moment. It would be interesting to be on the rescue crew doing the cutting.
I know of one in Australia a few years back where a bloke got his nob stuck in a vacuum cleaner. He told hospital staff he liked cleaning his house in the nude and had slipped. Yeah, right.
And an ex-GF, A&E nurse, told me of a few interesting ones. One moderately common one is women who use open bottles and get them stuck thanks to the vacuum effect. The fix is simple—drill a hole in the bottom of the bottle and equalise the pressure. Easy with plastic, not so easy with glass or ceramic.
She said vegetables getting stuck was not unusual, although it was usually men and not women.
But her favourite was the woman who was brought in with a shower head stuck in her. The woman had been home alone and had to wait in the bath for several hours before her male flatmate returned home to find her. Then she had to be cut free by fire fighters and transported to hospital by ambulance. Extremely embarrassing, to say the least.
Wow, I can’t even imagine that being pleasurable in the very least. Definitely gives a literal meaning to ‘laying pipe’ though.
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So, what’s happened to you? I pop in from time to time, but there have been no updates. Hope all is well.
And the reason for popping in to visit today is that I stumbled across this report about a concrete enema, complete with X-ray and photo!
http://www.well.com/~cynsa/cement.html
Still here…just busy with a whole lot of stuff and not enough time in the day to do it.
I have a couple of posts in the pipeline, just need to finish them off.
Time management is all well and good but only if you have the time.
Good grief, Stonehead, that patient really should have consented to the psychiatric examination!! CONCRETE?!!!
Don’t forget the ping-pong ball.
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