Just a short addition to the many merits of the Magnum ‘Ion-Mask’ boots
On my last night shift I seemed to have become a vomit magnet. Two patients vomited over me (was it something I said?). Luckily the angle of the technicolour yawn meant that it was directed towards the earth. This resulted in a splash down on my boots! The aforementioned vomitus ran off the black leather like water off a ducks back. Marvellous!
A picture of diced carrots!
Only problem was the laces…which seemed to attract ‘carrots’, ‘sultannas’ and some other dubious looking material. My uniform trousers took most of the fallout from the patients adventurous stomach contents and had a habit of reactivating the pleasant aroma even after copious sponging down. (It was a very cold night and the vehicle heater was a double-edged sword!).
Just thought I’d let you know…carry on with your tea now.
Ps…no giraffes or carrots were harmed in the making of this post!
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so… does that mean you will be returning the magnums?
Dani…I will be re-evaluating my spatial awareness and avoiding all vomit in the future (I hope!). I may need to return my uniform trousers though!
Urghhh that’s not a good post…..I thought you where better at giving it the swerve then that….lol..xx
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Try keeping a bottle of water and bicarbonate of soda solution in the vehicle to use after you’ve sponged down – it’s great for neutralising the smell, and preventing “reactivation” thereof!!
My wife and I are at home on a sickie. Reading the post caused much mirth and merriment. Thank you.
Rach…I was knackered and my reaction times were down unfortunately. Will endeavour to swerve more. x
oliviascotland…good tip thankyou.
tom gane…hope you both get well soon.
You need to get the boot manufacturers to come up with matching trousers!
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