Home Remedies…!!!

Found this on Theos site and thought I would share it with you…it made me chuckle!

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Simple Home Remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.

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4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Daily Thought:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKYS. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN
PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

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“Ouch…!!!”

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7 Responses to Home Remedies…!!!

  1. WD 40 and Gaffa tape, make the world turn.
    WD40 is very good at getting marks off plastic baths, the sort of marks left by kids toys.
    In fact you could probably save the world with WD40, we never leave home without it, this comes from years of driving Landrovers.
    http://www.wd40.co.uk/

  2. doctorbeans says:

    Those set of jokes really made my day… hahahaha!!!

    I like your blog by the way, this is my first time stumbling into it, but I plan to read more of your stuff soon. Being a medical intern, I really like hearing stories from other health care people. ^_^

    Have a great day!

  3. Emma says:

    Now that mouse trap one is something I so need to try, I am a sod for turning over and going back to sleep..xx

  4. Superman! says:

    I think I will use number 5!! I am (also) always a sod at rolling over and going back to sleep! Thanks for making me chuckle KingMagic!!

  5. Kingmagic says:

    UHDD…we used to call it Harry Masking Tape in the forces, everything had to have a name!

    Doctorbeans…glad it cheered you up!

    Emma…I,m accident prone when it comes to mouse traps so I make sure that my watch alarm is also set, but as you are aware from my previous post this is not infallible!

    Superman…hope it works with the alarm clock!

  6. AnneDroid says:

    Hilarious. Such useful tips. But I’ll keep my current cough rather than plumping for tip 6 thanks. :)

  7. cough remedies…

    Really interesting, i’m not sure when was the last time i eared something similar, but in general it’s a great idea, contratulations!…

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