I (thats me and no-one else), being of sound mind and body (?), do lawfully and unreservedly declare that I, King Mordecai Obadiah Montgomery Sven Magic, will not be making any New Years resolutions this year. Until next year maybe…depending on my state of mind and amount of Guinness consumed.
Everyone…have a safe and brilliant New Year and if you ever get low or you are feeling down then remember my family motto…
“Semper In Faciebus, Sumus Sole Profundum Variat!”
“Were always in the shit, its just the depth that varies!”