Me before my haircut…
It is a well known fact that the kettle is linked to the station alarm.
I have worked out the formula “Tea = mc2″ which is every time you try and have a cuppa it equates to “many casualties!”
In the universe there is “dark matter” which cannot be replicated in the laboratory and there is also “dark energy” which is pulling the universe apart!
The station alerter is controlled by “dark energy” as it is powered by the collective sub-conscious when tea is thought of/mentioned/made.
Tea…best drink of the day/night….when you can get it!