One of the funniest things I have read over the Christmas period was the autobiography of Peter Kaye,
(he of “Phoenix Nights” and “Max and Paddy” fame).
A certain quote had me in stitches as it reminded me of some of my ex school friends and ex forces mates.
He describes someone as having mentally “having lost the cheese from his cracker…”
and had been “seen trying to headbutt wasps…!”
…hang on a minute that might have been me…!!!
