Comments on: S.W.A.B. …..Special Wounds And Bandages… http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/ The Ramblings of a Paramedic Stretcher Monkey Thu, 23 May 2013 00:57:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: kingmagic http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-6938 Thu, 29 May 2008 13:09:53 +0000 http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-6938 j…somewhere in the big City there is a group of men (and some women) who live underground. No one knows who they are or how to contact them. But when bad things need doing to bad people then this group will come in the middle of the night and visit violence upon the scum and scroats who infest our society. They are the men (and women) of SWAB Team 6! …..cue ‘A’ Team music.

My job is the best job in the world…and also the worst!

Good luck for your training and never believe your patient is dying until you see the long thin flat line……..Kingmagic.

]]> By: j http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-6936 Wed, 28 May 2008 23:42:28 +0000 http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-6936 hi, just started reaiding this blog, and i have to say its bloody hilarious, some posts make me cry with laughter, i’m enrolling in a 3 year paramedic foundation degree course soon and just wanted to research what ‘a day in the life of’ a paramedic is like, and trusst me, these blogs show me a much more realistic view thatn the recruiting pages on the ambulance service websites. It seems like an interesting job on the whole, just a quick question, may seem silly, but what is SWAB, is it really a division of the ambulance service or a bit of fun in this blog, I think as read more of this blog I’ll find out anyway, but i am impatient, thanks

]]> By: Urbanski Claude http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-6392 Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:02:14 +0000 http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-6392 Bonjour, excusez-moi car je ne sais ni parler ni écrire en anglais mais j’aurais besoin de vous contacter pour solliciter une autorisation d’utilisation de l’une des images illustrant cet article pour une chronique que j’écris sur mon blog.
Pourriez-vous avoir l’obligeance de me contacter par mail.
Je vous en serai très reconnaissante.
Cordialement

]]> By: devtech http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-276 Sun, 04 Feb 2007 13:44:06 +0000 http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-276 I might never make it to be a Certified Underclass Neutralising Technician……..but until they merged with Dorset I was definitely a Trainee Wesctcountry Ambulance Technician.

]]> By: Kingmagic http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-82 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:45:36 +0000 http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-82 Carmelo and Iain, your applications are being processed.
If all is well with your applications then you may very soon be joining….

SWAB TEAM 6.

Will keep you posted…….kingmagic, SWAB Team Leader.

“Its what we do….”

]]> By: ecparamedic http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-80 Wed, 20 Dec 2006 22:30:19 +0000 http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-80 Classic post! :-)

]]> By: Iain MacBain http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-79 Wed, 20 Dec 2006 21:39:46 +0000 http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-79 When I grow uo I want to be like Josh from “casualty”. In the meantime I’ll put in a transfer requect to SWAB. Woder if my training as a Certified Underclass Nutralising Technician will help?

]]> By: Trainee Paramedic http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-78 Wed, 20 Dec 2006 21:35:15 +0000 http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-78 A perfect example is my 15 year old sister. Looks like a Chav, acts like a chav, talks like a chav and writes like a chav. There really is no hope. I can see it now, in 40 years time, the UK will grind to a halt with hordes of angry chavs!

]]> By: Kingmagic http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-77 Wed, 20 Dec 2006 19:35:09 +0000 http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-77 “CHAVS” are the social out casts of our land, the unofficial name for those that abide by their own laws and codes of misconduct.
Different explanations have been put forward for the term “CHAV” – Council House And Violent is one. Obviously this is a sweeping generalisation and we all know that a lot of good people live in council houses.
They even have their own website.

]]> By: drunkenspaniel http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-76 Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:36:09 +0000 http://kingmagic.wordpress.com/2006/12/20/swab-special-wounds-and-bandages/#comment-76 Pray tell me, kind sir, but – why are you saving Chavs?

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