12 Days of Christmas...

I was going to post a razor sharp treatise on the ins and outs of the NHS and what the future holds in store for the pre-hospital care environment. Then I thought…..”naw, do it next time!”

 

 

The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the 12th. day of Christmas my control room did send to me:

• 12 gents with chest pains,

• 11 ladies a fainting,

• 10 yobs with stab wounds,

• 9 long bone fractures,

• 8 pulmonary embolisms,

• 7 kids with bruises,

• 6 diabetic hypos,

• 5 “Golden Hours!”

• 4 blocked catheters,

• 3 RTCs,

• 2 epileptics fitting,

• and a drunk leant against a lavatory!!!

Are we all in the Christmas spirit yet?

 

 

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